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I'm Troy McClure. You might know my partner
Seahag from such bands as Sound Of Urchin,
Project/Object, Dark Sweet Cherries,
Old Rugged Sauce and many other music
ventures. He's always playing guitar in
his apartment, on the road, in skanky bars,
and in nice theatres. Born of 100% Italian
Steel, the seahag sports long wavy dark hair
and one super long dreadlock. He is currently
working on a major cockbroom for his upper lip.
The mustache is estimated to be completed by
January 2005. As a musician, Seahag can
often be seen live in five different bands within
one month. Some call him a natural professional
and with a real flair for remembering how to
play a lot of songs, he has been called "the
retainer head" as early as age 16.
Seahag's real birth name is Robert Anthony Mangano.
As a child, he had a wicked infatuation with
Popeye, but the character, "Seahag",
had him crying in his sleep with terror.
It wasn't until at age 22 he remembered all
the forgotten nightmares that the Seahag had
given him as a child and decided to take on
the name as a stage persona.
He is also commonly known as Robbie Seahag.
As a young boy, he fed himself a lot of coffee,
cake, cookies, and milk. He still wants
to eat that way but knows it'll make him fat,
so he is torn. He's found that sleeping
is a sure way to not feel hungry.
WE'LL GOT TO BE ABOUT DA BIDNESS
SEAHAG IS SOLD OUT!!
LOOK OUT SOON FOR A FOURTH
the Seahag's first album, featuring well
loved hits such as Chris Elliot,
Love Song and The Uterus is
in Command. 66
minutes and 22 tracks Inspired by Zappa,
Ween, Melvins, Butthole Surfers, Ozzy, and
James Horner. Features
22 songs plus bonus tracks. Produced.
engineered, written, and performed entirely
by the Seahag.
1. Da Bidnus
2. Tripping in a Hot Tub
4. Brooklyn to Fairfield
Elliot (3.8 MB)
6. Cleaveland to Akron
7. Scent of You, Woman
8. Knarfineggolof Bread Breaking
Song (4 MB)
10. First Speed
11. Green Wonder
12. Primate II
14. Evil's Nightmare
15. Last Breath
18. Robot Racer
19. Mr. Roper
20. White People
21. Hippy Festival
22. Attack of the Hipster Robots
WICKED OF THE WORLD
1996, a crazy motherfucker from Wayne, NJ
and the rock god from Newark formed a band.
Imagine if Ozzy, Leonard Cohen, Springsteen,
Dylan, Nirvana and Bon Jovi had a retarded
mongoloid genius baby backed by Zappa's evil
twin brother, you'd have MPB! Features Robbie
Seahag Mangano on all instruments and Elliot
Passantino on the voice. This compilation
features hit songs written and recorded from
1996 until 2001.
1. Fire on the Butt
3. Bastard Son of Tesh
4. Lard on the Blvd
5. Rollerskate Angel
6. The Eternal Bong
7. I'm Not Telling a Joke
8. Soldiers Lament
9. What's Wrong with my Dick
10. Wicked of the World
11. The Brain of Les
12. Devil's Curfew
13. Hot Chocolate Love
14. Jerk on the Radio
15. Piss Poor Blues
16 The Boy
18. Tank Twat
19. Vinny Vella
Breeze (4.7 MB)
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